An Unattractive Vampire is a humorous take on the battle between classic and modern vampires.
Yulric Bile is woken from his three century long slumber to find a much more modern civi I received an advanced electronic reading copy in exchange for an honest review. Yulric Bile is woken from his three century long slumber to find a much more modern civilization with new technologies and behaviors from those he meets. Namely, they are not scared to learn he is a vampire. In fact, many of them don't believe he truly is a vampire.payworknafftoche.tk
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That's because the existence of vampires isn't that big of a secret these days, and today's vampires are unnaturally good looking with a greater sense of good. This just doesn't fly with Yulric, and he sets out on a mission to destroy this new coven of weak vampires. The two of them stare at each other in silence. The fact that he goes to attack Amanda and she's not even threatened, but instead they get into an argument over whether or not he is truly a vampire. I had my first good chuckle here, and it kept up throughout. I enjoyed the author's use of footnotes.
Generally quite cheeky, they were successful in enforcing the mood that McDoniel was going for. McDoniel has a witty voice, and really brings his characters to life er, the afterlife? This book is perfect for some afternoon reading. Sit down and finish it in one sitting. I promise it will leave you with a smile on your face, especially if these attractive vampire stereotypes generally make your eyes want to roll into the back of your head. This book is amazing.
It's everything you want in a vampire novel. Not sparkly pretty 'good' vampires but your classic vampires. To summarize this book you have an ugly vampire I would call a Nosferatu vampire. A woman who believed him to be a werewolf at first and her little brother is is a 9 year old intelligent psychopath. The cast of charac I received an ARC from netgalley for an honest review. The cast of characters in this novel was perfect.
All were nothing unique but they were so well done and fit their roles so well that they do feel unique. The story was definitely refreshing. Almost everyone but maybe two characters in this book are villain. The writing for this was greats.
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Nothing flashy but written well enough that you forget you're reading and feel like you're watching a movie. And the side notes were hilarious as well as informative. Over all this is everything I've ever wanted in a vampire novel or even in a comedy novel in general. This author is fantastic and I look forward to reading everything he puts out in the future.
I highly highly recommend this novel. Closer to 5 stars just for pure enjoyment. An ancient vampire arises from reset to find himself in modern times where nobody believes he is a vampire. The ancient one is more of the Nosferatu type and is dismayed by TV vampires that are beautiful and likable. This book is a humorous response to Twilight vampires - but is much more than just a mocking response.
What I liked the most is that while there is humorous intent it is not primarily a comic romp. It takes the premise seriously and reads like Closer to 5 stars just for pure enjoyment. It takes the premise seriously and reads like a horror novel with the absurdity providing some of the humor. Although there is truly very funny moment and I found myself highlighting passages I enjoyed. I like the old-school, scary, Dracula types and the sexy, modern tortured hero types and a lot of the stuff in between.
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The idea of one of the former waking up in modern day and discovering things have moved toward the latter is pretty funny. Unfortunat Review copy provided by the publisher through NetGalley. Unfortunately, this book does seem to be trying to appeal only to those who like the scary monster types and think that pretty types deserve to die, rather than those who prefer the pretty types or those who like both.
I quite enjoyed this book at first. I laughed in quite a few places, and it was fun. But then things started creeping up to hamper my enjoyment of the book.
This smugness did not taint all of the humor in the book, but it showed up often enough to be persistently irritating. Because why would I not be on the side of likable vampire actors and writers who make a beloved TV series rather than the side of horrible, murderous monsters? The ending was not satisfying at all. Especially when the show was not yet finished. That rang utterly untrue to me. In order to make fun of them, he has to portray such vampires as weaklings who can be killed by a stake through the heart which is ridiculously fragile when compared with the older, more monstrous vampires in his story.
The problem, of course, being that Twilight vampires are actually incredibly tough, strong, and hard to kill a stake does nothing at all to them. Twilight vampires, rather than being instantly slaughtered as the pretty, modern vampires in this story are, would have put up a very good fight against the older, monster vampires and quite likely would have ended up the winners.
In short, as a lover of vampires of all kinds, this book insulted me. I actually still had a semi-favorable outlook on the story once I finished reading it, but then I thought about it a bit more and realized that no, I was too offended by that pervasive, elitist arrogance that permeates this story.
I would recommend this book only to people who 1 like the hideous monster vampires of old mythology—and only those types of vampires, 2 have a sense of humor about them, 3 think that all modern variations of vampires who are not hideous monsters deserve to die simply for being not hideous monster vampires, and 4 want some light, fun, guilty-pleasure reading. View all 3 comments. Feb 02, Soukyan Blackwood rated it it was amazing Shelves: The rest of this long winded review is at [ Night Mode Reading ]: Yulric Bile is an ancient saxon vampire, a master of survival and deception, a true evil mastermind of the kind that was neither pretty, nor good.
He lived this long thanks to his cunning, and, of course, immortality, so when an angry mob with pitchforks and torches marches towards his home: After all, everything is The rest of this long winded review is at [ Night Mode Reading ]: After all, everything is going according to plan. And thus, in our modern times, vampire wakes in a suburban pink house basement, and is greeted by a brand new world.
A world where vampires are show stars, attractive, sexy, and bweh — good! He needs to find out who is making these awful creatures, right now! Which just happens to fit okay with the plans of immortality his house inhabitants had themselves, when they were digging him out.
Especially if it gets him out of their house. Which, apparently, is actually his. The book is not a parody. It is its own thing, and just happens to mock some other vampiric pop shit we got. I have laughed my butt off reading it, there are so many good jokes, and the fact that Yulric is terrible to behold gives such a wonderful relief of lack of love interest!
No love triangles, no sparkly vampires, no overly-handsome… I take that back, there are those, but Yulric made the same face you probably did, when thinking of it.
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I have to own this. Anyone know the author? Upon reading this book, I didn't dislike it, nor did I love it.
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